Potfor, The
| Category: | Funny Stories |
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| Notes: | Classic groaner-style safari story with a punchline setup. Perfect for Scouts and leaders to tell around the fire. |
So there I was, back from the wilds of Africa after two long, dangerous weeks on safari. I was sunburned, sweaty, and pretty sure there were bugs living in my boots.
My friends gathered around, wide-eyed. "Did you get anything?" they asked.
I nodded. "Yep. I bagged a lion, three zebras, a cape buffalo... and a potfor."
They all blinked. "Wait... what's a potfor?"
I smiled and leaned in close.
"To cook in, silly."
(Pause for groans, flying marshmallows, and exaggerated Scout reactions.)