The Singing Scoutmaster: My Neighbor's Dog

About a month ago, my neighbor got a new dog. It's really a nice dog but it has no legs.

I asked my neighbor, what did you name him? He said he didn't name him, because if you call him, he couldn't come.

He did say that the dog knows a couple of tricks - "Stay" and "Roll Over."

I asked him, "Just what do you do with a dog with no legs?" He said at first, he used to take him for a drag.

Later, he got a little wheel barrow and he would put the dog in it and take him for a walk.

He said that would have to stop, though, because the other day the dog started chasing a cat and nearly ran him to death.