The Singing Scoutmaster: Ghost With One Black Eye, The

A secretary walked into a hotel and asked for a room.

"Sorry," said the hotel manager, "there's only one room left ... but that's HAUNTED."

"I am a schoolteacher. I don't believe in ghosts. I'll take it."

So she went to the room and was getting ready for bed when she heard ...

"... I am the ghost with the one black eye ... I AM THE GHOST WITH THE ONE BLACK EYE ..."

Scared, she ran out of the hotel in her nightgown and was never seen again.

Next a big tough man walked into the hotel. He asked for a room.

"Sorry," said the hotel manager, "there's only one room left ... but that's HAUNTED."

"I'm a big tough guy. I'm not afraid of ghosts! I'll take it."

So he went to the room and was taking a shower when he heard ...

"... I am the ghost with the one black eye ... I AM THE GHOST WITH THE ONE BLACK EYE ..."

Scared, he ran out of the hotel and was never seen again.

Then this little kid came in and asked for a room.

"Sorry, kid, there's only one room left ... and that's HAUNTED."

"That's OK, I'll take it."

The kid was getting ready for bed, when he heard ...

"... I am the ghost with the one black eye ... I AM THE GHOST WITH THE ONE BLACK EYE ..."

"If you don't shut up you're gonna be the ghost with two black eyes!"