Ghost With One Black Eye, The
A secretary walked into a hotel and asked for a room.
'Sorry,' said the hotel manager, 'there's only one room left ... but that's HAUNTED.'
'I am a schoolteacher. I don't believe in ghosts. I'll take it.'
So she went to the room and was getting ready for bed when she heard ...
'... I am the ghost with the one black eye ... I AM THE GHOST WITH THE ONE BLACK EYE ...'
Scared, she ran out of the hotel in her nightgown and was never seen again.
Next a big tough man walked into the hotel. He asked for a room.
'Sorry,' said the hotel manager, 'there's only one room left ... but that's HAUNTED.'
'I'm a big tough guy. I'm not afraid of ghosts! I'll take it.'
So he went to the room and was taking a shower when he heard ...
'... I am the ghost with the one black eye ... I AM THE GHOST WITH THE ONE BLACK EYE ...'
Scared, he ran out of the hotel and was never seen again.
Then this little kid came in and asked for a room.
'Sorry, kid, there's only one room left ... and that's HAUNTED.'
'That's OK, I'll take it.'
The kid was getting ready for bed, when he heard ...
'... I am the ghost with the one black eye ... I AM THE GHOST WITH THE ONE BLACK EYE ...'
'If you don't shut up you're gonna be the ghost with two black eyes!'