The Singing Scoutmaster: White Sheepdog

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I'm screaming at a white sheepdog,  

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Each time he sits upon my chair.  

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It's a thing I'm dreading,  

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The way he's shedding,  

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And coats everything with hair.   

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I'm screaming at a white sheepdog,  

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If we come visit you some time,  

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May his bark be worse than his bite,   

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And may all your furniture be white.