The Singing Scoutmaster: There's A Spider On The Floor

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

Who could ask for any more

Than a spider on the floor?

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

Now there's a spider on my leg, on my leg.

There's a spider on my leg, on my leg.

Oh, he's really big!

This old spider on my leg.

Now there's a spider on my leg, on my leg.

Now there's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach.

There's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach.

Oh, he's just a dumb old lummock,

This old spider on my stomach.

Now there's a spider on my stomach, on my stomach.

Now there's a spider on my neck, on my neck.

Oh, there's a spider on my neck, on my neck.

Oh, I'm gonna be a wreck,

I've got a spider on my neck.

There's a spider on my neck, on my neck.

Now there's a spider on my face, on my face.

Oh, the spider's on my face, on my face.

Oh, what a big disgrace,

I've got a spider on my face.

There's a spider on my face, on my face.

Now there's a spider on my head, on my head.

Oh, the spider's on my head, on my head.

Oh, I wish that I were dead,

I've got a spider on my head.

There's a spider on my head, on my head.

But he jumps off…

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.

Who could ask for any more

Than a spider on the floor?

There's a spider on the floor, on the floor.