Shaving Cream
| Category: | Fun |
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| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | The joke is that each verse sets up what sounds like a bad word, but the chorus delivers "Shaving cream!" instead. The louder the chorus, the better. |
CI have a sad story to Ftell you
It may hurt your Cfeelings a bit
Last Fnight when I walked in the Cbathroom
I G7stepped in a big pile of...
CShaving cream! FBe nice and Cclean!
G7Shave every day and you'll Calways look keen!
My Cfather he once was a Ffarmer
Raised turnips and Conions and hay
He Fdrove his old tractor each Cmorning
Just to while all his G7worries a...
CShaving cream! FBe nice and Cclean!
G7Shave every day and you'll Calways look keen!
A Ccollege professor named FHector
Was Cgrading his students one day
He Fread all their papers and Cnoticed
Each paper just G7happened to...
CShaving cream! FBe nice and Cclean!
G7Shave every day and you'll Calways look keen!
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