Salmon Claus Is Coming To Town
| Tune: | Santa Claus Is Coming To Town |
|---|---|
| Category: | Fun |
| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | A funny holiday food parody set to the tune of "Santa Claus Is Coming to Town". Great for winter campfires and holiday parties; ham it up with a crooner voice and let the group join the "...to town" line. |
He's Abetter than A7trout, he's Dtasty with Dmfries
He Adoesn't cause A7gout, and he's Dgood for your Dmmind.
ASalmon F#mClaus is Dcoming E7... to Atown.
He's Agood in a A7soup, he's Dchilling on Dm.
It's Aholiday A7time, so Dcook him up Dmnice.
ASalmon F#mClaus is Dcoming E7... to Atown.
He's A7freshest from Pike DMarket, caught A7wild fresh from the Dlake
Farm B7is bad and C#m7never good, so tet B7wild for salmin E7sake.
Oh! ACook him up A7now, with a Dcouple of Dmbeers.
He's Afatty and A7pink, and Dgood for New DmYear's.
ASalmon F#mClaus is Dcoming E7... to Atown.