The Singing Scoutmaster: Riptide

Am G C

Am G C

AmI was scared of Gdentists and the Cdark,

AmI was scared of Gpretty girls and Cstarting conversations,

AmOh all my Gfriends are turning Cgreen,

AmYou're the magicians Gassistant in their Cdreams.

Ah AmOoh, Gooh Cooh

Ah AmOoh, Gooh and they C* come unstuck

AmLady, Grunning down to the Criptide,

CTaken away to the Amdark side,

GI wanna be your Cleft hand man.

AmI love you Gwhen you're singing that Csong and,

CI got a lump in my Amthroat 'cause

GYou're gonna sing the words Cwrong

AmThere's this movie Gthat I think you'll Clike,

AmThis guy decides to Gquit his job and Cheads to New York City,

AmThis cowboy's Grunning from Chimself.

AmAnd she's been living Gon the highest Cshelf

Ah AmOoh, Gooh Cooh

Ah AmOoh, Gooh and they C* come unstuck

AmLady, Grunning down to the Criptide,

CTaken away to the Amdark side,

GI wanna be your Cleft hand man.

AmI love you Gwhen you're singing that Csong and,

CI got a lump in my Amthroat 'cause

GYou're gonna sing the words Cwrong

AmI just wanna, I just wanna Gknow,

CIf you're gonna, if you're gonna Fstay,

AmI just gotta, I just gotta Gknow,

CI can't have it, I can't have it F* any other way

AmI swear she's Gdestined for the Cscreen,

AmClosest thing to GMichelle Pfeiffer Cthat you've ever seen, oh

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AmLady, Grunning down to the Criptide,

CTaken away to the Amdark side,

GI wanna be your Cleft hand man.

AmI love you Gwhen you're singing that Csong and,

CI got a lump in my Amthroat 'cause

GYou're gonna sing the words Cwrong

CI got a lump in my Amthroat G'cause you're gonna sing the words Cwrong.