The Singing Scoutmaster: We Are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

Ar - ar - ar - ar!

we are the piCrates who don't do anytFhing

we just staCy at home, and lie aroG7und

and if you ask Cus, to do anyFthing

we'll just tG7ell you, we don't do anyCthing

well I've nCever been to Greenland

and I've neFver been to Denver

and I've nCever buried treasure in ST Louie or ST PG7aul

and I've neCver been to Moscow

and I've neFver been to Tampa

and I've neCver been to BosG7ton in the fCall

we are the pirCates who don't do anytFhing

we just stCay at home, and lie arG7ound

and if you aCsk us, to do anyFthing

we'll just tG7ell you, we don't do anytChing

and I've neCver hoist the main sail

and I've neFver swabbed the poop deck

and I've neCver veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at aG7ll

and I've neCver walked the gang plank

and I've neFver owned a parrot.

and I've neCver been to BosG7ton in the fCall

we are the pirCates who don't do anyFthing

we just stCay at home, and lie aroG7und

and if you aCsk us, to do anytFhing

we'll just tG7ell you, we don't do anyCthing

I've neCver plucked a rooster

and I am nFot too good at ping-pong

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the Cwall

and I've neCver kissed a chipmunk,

and I've neFver gotten head lice

and I have neCver been to BosG7ton in the fCall

we are the pirCates who don't do anyFthing

we just stCay at home, and lie aroG7und

and if you aCsk us, to do anytFhing

we'll just tG7ell you, we don't do anyCthing

and I've neCver licked a spark-plug

and I've neFver sniffed a stink bug

and I've neCver painted Daisies on a bG7ig red rubber ball

and I've neCver bathed in yogurt

and I doFn't look good in leggings

and I've neCver been to BosG7ton in the faCll

we are the pirCates who don't do anyFthing

we just stCay at home, and lie aroG7und

and if you aCsk us, to do anytFhing

we'll just tG7ell you, we don't do anyCthing

we are the pirCates who don't do anyFthing

we just stCay at home, and lie aroG7und

and if you aCsk us, to do anytFhing

we'll just tG7ell you, we don't do anyCthing