The Singing Scoutmaster: We Are The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

INTRO:

Ar - ar - ar - ar!  

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we are the pirates who don't do anything  

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we just stay at home, and lie around  

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and if you ask us, to do anything  

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we'll just tell you, we don't do anything  

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well I've never been to Greenland  

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and I've never been to Denver  

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and I've never buried treasure in ST Louie or ST Paul  

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and I've never been to Moscow  

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and I've never been to Tampa  

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and I've never been to Boston in the fall  

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we are the pirates who don't do anything  

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we just stay at home, and lie around  

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and if you ask us, to do anything  

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we'll just tell you, we don't do anything  

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and I've never hoist the main sail  

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and I've never swabbed the poop deck  

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and I've never veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at all  

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and I've never walked the gang plank  

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and I've never owned a parrot.  

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and I've never been to Boston in the fall  

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we are the pirates who don't do anything  

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we just stay at home, and lie around  

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and if you ask us, to do anything  

            G7                      C      

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything  

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I've never plucked a rooster  

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and I am not too good at ping-pong  

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and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall  

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and I've never kissed a chipmunk,  

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and I've never gotten head lice  

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and I have never been to Boston in the fall  

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we are the pirates who don't do anything  

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we just stay at home, and lie around  

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and if you ask us, to do anything  

            G7                      C      

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything  

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and I've never licked a spark-plug  

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and I've never sniffed a stink bug  

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and I've never painted Daisies on a big red rubber ball  

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and I've never bathed in yogurt  

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and I don't look good in leggings  

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and I've never been to Boston in the fall  

              C                    F      

we are the pirates who don't do anything  

          C                      G7   

we just stay at home, and lie around  

            C                F     

and if you ask us, to do anything  

            G7                      C      

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything  

              C                    F      

we are the pirates who don't do anything  

          C                      G7   

we just stay at home, and lie around  

            C                F     

and if you ask us, to do anything  

            G7                      C      

we'll just tell you, we don't do anything