Pfft You Were Gone
ReGmember you called me Ca-sobbin' and Gcryin'
The dog bit your maw and drug her aD7round
You Gsaid she looked pale and Cthought she was Gdyin'
I said 'Don't worry, I'll D7buy a new Ghound.'
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
GDown here on the farm the Cweather gets Gmessy
Laying around with nothin' to D7do
When Gyou went away, you Ctook my cow GBessie
I miss her darling, more D7than I miss Gyou
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
You Gtook off your leg, your Cwig and eye Gglasses
And you shoud've seen the look on my D7face
I Gwanted to kiss, I Cwanted to Ghug you
But you were scattered all D7over the Gplace
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
I Gknow that you loved me, here's my Cway of Gknowing
The proofs hanging out right there on the D7line
When GI see the snow and Cfeel the wind Gblowing
Your nighties hugging them D7long johns of Gmine
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
The Gnoises you made at our Csupper Gtable
Your habits, my dear, were surely D7absurd
But Ghow many times do I Chave to tell Gyou
Soup is a dish to be D7seen and not Gheard
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
I Ghad six kids and Cyou had Geleven
And we had a boy, and they grew like D7flowers
I Gwish you'd come back, Cwithout you ain't Gheaven
'Cause your kids and my D7kids are beatin' up Gours
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
GI went to your house at Cthree in the Gmorning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your D7hair.
GYou would not have scared me and CI'd not have Grun so,
If you had not looked like you'd D7wrestled a bGear.
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
GI told you, my darlin', you Clooked like a Ggopher.
Made you so mad, you haven't spoke D7since.
GBut tell me my darling if Cyou ain't got Gbuck teeth.
How do you eat apples D7through a picket fence?
CWhere, oh where, are you toGnight?
Why did you leave me here all aD7lone?
I Gsearched the world over and Cthought I found Gtrue love
You met another and D7*pfft* you were Ggone.
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