Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel | The Singing Scoutmaster

Never Hit Your Grandma With A Shovel
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GNever hit your Grandma with a Ashovel

It Dmakes a bad impression on her Gmind (On her mind)

In a B7better way impart

All the Emlove things in your heart

For it's Apossible she may retort in Dkind (Retort in kind)

ReGmember Granny's known you since a Ababy

And B7even though in fun, could prove a Emshock (Prove a shock)

So E7respect her aged head,

Stay the Amshovel and inCstead

Paste your Gdear old, E7sweet old A7Grandma D7with a Grock.

A GGrandma, with her Agrandchild,

Sat Dby the kitchen Gdoor

Of a Gquaint old fashioned house built long Dago

The Glittle lass grew Arestless

As Don the evening Gwore

For she Afelt the time was fleeting very Dslow

'I B7must do something' cried the girl,

And Emseized the nearby spade

But a Apassing stranger Dblocked her swing

Whilst Ethese wise words he Dsaid