The Singing Scoutmaster: National Embalming School



National Embalming School
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Category: Fun
Tune: O Tannenbaum
Link: Performance Example

C                   G7            
We live for you, we die for you,  
C                  G7       
National Embalming School.  
C                 G7              
We do our best to make you rest,  
C                  G7       
National Embalming School.  
   
C                    F           
And when you die, we dig a hole  
G7                       C      
To put you in to turn to mold.  
C                   G7            
We live for you, we die for you,  
C                  G7       
National Embalming School.  
   
C                 G7      C               G7     
Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.  
C                 G7      C               G7     
Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.  
   
C                    F                    G7       
Cut, slash, gash the body, we must have a reason.  
C                F                         C        
Gad how the body stinks, it must be out of season.  
   
C                   G7            
We live for you, we die for you,  
C                  G7       
National Embalming School.  
C                 G7              
We do our best to make you rest,  
C                  G7       
National Embalming School.  
   
C                 G7      C               G7     
Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.  
C                 G7      C               G7     
Post-mortem, post-mortem, autopsy we must have.  
   
C                    F                    G7       
Cut, slash, gash the body, we must have a reason.  
C                F                         C        
Gad how the body stinks, it must be out of season.  
   
C                   G7            
We live for you, we die for you,  
C                  G7       
National Embalming School.  
C                 G7              
We do our best to make you rest,  
C                  G7       
National Embalming School.  
   

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