My Turtle Swims Sideways
| Tune: | Pomp And Circumstance |
|---|---|
| Category: | Do As I Do |
| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | Often used as a follow-along motion song. Each verse includes mimed swimming or drinking motions. Final line is delivered with exaggerated drama for laughs. Great for Cub Scouts or younger campers. |
My turtle swims sideways (swim motion to the left)
Your turtle swims upside down (swim backwares with head looking up)
My turtle swims sideways (swim motion to the right)
Your turtle is DEAD!
My turtle drinks water (swim motion to the left)
Your turtle drinks motor oil (swim backwares with head looking up)
My turtle drinks water (swim motion to the right)
Your turtle is DEAD!
My turtle eats jellyfish (swim motion to the left)
Your turtle eats plastic bags (swim backwares with head looking up)
My turtle eats jellyfish (swim motion to the right)
Your turtle is DEAD!