The Singing Scoutmaster: Mama Don't Allow...

GMama don't allow no guitar playing 'round here,

Mama don't allow no guitar playing 'round Dhere,

GWe don't care what Mama don't allow,

Gonna Cplay some guitar aaaanyhow,

GMama don't allow no Dguitar playing 'round Ghere.

GMama don't allow no campfire singing 'round here...

Mama don't allow no campfire singing 'round Dhere...

GWe don't care what Mama don't allow,

We'll Ckeep right on singing aaaanyhow...

GMama don't allow no Dcampfire singing 'round Ghere...

GMama don't allow no nose picking 'round here...

Mama don't allow no nose picking 'round Dhere...

GWe don't care what Mama don't allow,

We'll Ckeep pickin' and a'flickin' aaaanyhow...

GMama don't allow no Dnose picking 'round Ghere...

GMama don't allow no hand clappin'round here...

Mama don't allow no hand clappin'round Dhere...

GWe don't care what Mama don't allow,

We'll Ckeep clappin' our hands aaaanyhow...

GMama don't allow no Dhand clappin'round Ghere...

GMama don't allow no foot stompin'round here...

Mama don't allow no foot stompin'round Dhere...

GWe don't care what Mama don't allow,

We'll Ckeep stompin' our feet aaaanyhow

GMama don't allow no Dfoot stompin'round Ghere...

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