Lonely Little Petunia In An Onion Patch, A
| Category: | Calm |
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| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | A classic novelty song (often dated to the 1940s) about a petunia stuck in an onion patch. Encourage big, dramatic "Boo hoo!" lines and a mock "onion smell" sniffle for laughs; great as a gentle singalong. |
Of G7all the saddest words
that CI have ever heard
The D7saddest is the story that was
Gtole me Cby a bird.
He had Gspent about an hour
Cchatting with a flower,
And D7here's the tale the flower toldG
I'm a Glonely little petunia in an Conion patch,
An D7onion patch, yes an GonCion patch.
I'm a Glonely little petunia in an onCion patch,
And D7all I do is cry all Gday.
Boo Choo! BooChoo!
The Gair's so strong, it A7takes my breath aD7way.
I'm a Glonely little petunia in an Conion patch,
Oh D7won't you come and play with Gme?
(I'm lonely (D:Dmajor7:D7))
He Gput me in this bed, I'll Cbet his face is red.
'Cause I D7call him down with every Gteardrop Cthat I Gshed.
If I Gonly had hime here, I'd Ctake him by the ear
And D7make him share my miserGy.
I'm a Glonely little petunia in an Conion patch,
An D7onion patch, yes an GonCion patch.
I'm a Glonely little petunia in an onCion patch,
And D7all I do is cry all Gday.
Boo Choo! BooChoo!
The Gair's so strong, it A7takes my breath aD7way.
I'm a Glonely little petunia in an Conion patch,
Oh D7won't you come and play with Gme?
Oh D7won't you come and play with Gme?