The Singing Scoutmaster: King of the Road

C           F              

Trailer for sale or rent,  

G7            C             

Rooms to let  fifty cents.  

             F              

No phone, no pool, no pets  

  G7                       

I ain't got no cigarettes  

          C            F              

Ah, but.. two hours of pushin' broom  

        G7              C              

Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room  

      C7     F                  

I'm a man of means by no means  

G7          C      

King of the road.  

C             F                

Third boxcar, midnight train,  

G7          C               

Destination Bangor, Maine.  

             F                 

Old worn out suits and shoes,  

  G7                        

I don't pay no union dues,  

        C           F             

I smoke old stogies I have found  

G7                 C           

Short, but not too big around  

      C7     F                  

I'm a man of means by no means  

G7          C      

King of the road.  

       C                 F            

I know every engineer on every train  

G7                         C                   

All of their children, and all of their names  

    C                F           

And every handout in every town  

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And every lock that ain't locked when no one's around.  

          C           F              

I sing,…..Trailer for sale or rent,  

G7            C             

Rooms to let  fifty cents.  

             F              

No phone, no pool, no pets  

  G7                       

I ain't got no cigarettes  

          C            F              

Ah, but.. two hours of pushin' broom  

        G7              C              

Buys an eight by twelve four-bit room  

      C7     F                  

I'm a man of means by no means  

G7          C                

King of the road      (x 3)