I'm a Nut
| Category: | Fun |
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| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | Click your tongue for the 'click click' sound effect after the first chorus. |
I'm an acorn, small and round
Lying on the cold, cold ground
Someone came and stepped on me,
That is why I'm cracked you see
I'm a nut!
(Click, click with tongue)
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
Asked me out for a little date
Picked me up about half past eight
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
Took myself to the movie show
Stayed too late and said: Let's go
Took my hand and led me out
Drove me home and gave a shout!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
Bought some roses at the store.
Told myself I wanted more.
That's why I broke up with me.
Now I am a nut that's free!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
I'm a nut!
Gee, I miss me all the time.
Wonder if I'm doing fine.
Maybe I'll stop by to see
If I have a chance with me.