If I Were Not A Girl Scout 🤍 🖨️ 🎸
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Category:Do As I Do
Link:Performance Example
Notes:Each person or group takes a turn filling in a different occupation and its matching sound effect or action. The verse structure invites endless improvisation. Suggested occupations: janitor (mop it here), bus driver (beep beep), fisherman (cast it here), ballet dancer (twirl around), surgeon (cut it out). Everyone repeats each line after the leader.

If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,

A janitor D7I would be

If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,

A janitor D7you'd see

GMop it here and mop it Cthere

GHere a mop, there a D7mop

Everywhere a mop-Gmop

If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,

A D7janitor I'd Gbe!


If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,

A bus D7driver I would be

If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,

A bus driver D7you'd see

GBeep it here and beep it Cthere

GHere a beep, there a D7beep

Everywhere a Gbeep-beep

If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,

A bus D7driver I'd Gbe!


(Continue with any occupation - each troop member takes a turn making up the sound effects!)


Chords Used

CD7G
CD7G