If I Were Not A Girl Scout
| Category: | Do As I Do |
|---|---|
| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | Each person or group takes a turn filling in a different occupation and its matching sound effect or action. The verse structure invites endless improvisation. Suggested occupations: janitor (mop it here), bus driver (beep beep), fisherman (cast it here), ballet dancer (twirl around), surgeon (cut it out). Everyone repeats each line after the leader. |
If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,
A janitor D7I would be
If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,
A janitor D7you'd see
GMop it here and mop it Cthere
GHere a mop, there a D7mop
Everywhere a mop-Gmop
If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,
A D7janitor I'd Gbe!
If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,
A bus D7driver I would be
If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,
A bus driver D7you'd see
GBeep it here and beep it Cthere
GHere a beep, there a D7beep
Everywhere a Gbeep-beep
If I were Gnot a Girl Scout,
A bus D7driver I'd Gbe!
(Continue with any occupation - each troop member takes a turn making up the sound effects!)