C F C G7
The busses that you ride in, they say are mighty fine,
C F C G7
But when they turn a corner, they leave the wheels behind.
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The leaders that they have here, they say are mighty fine,
C F C G7
But when you get up closer, they look like Frankenstein .
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The first aid that they give you, they say is mighty fine,
C F C G7
But if you cut your finger, you're left with only nine.
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The water that they have here, they say is mighty fine,
C F C G7
But when you try to drink it, it tastes like turpentine.
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The biscuits that they serve you, they say are mighty fine,
C F C G7
But one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine.
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The spaghetti that they serve you, they say is mighty fine,
C F C G7
They rinse it the toilet and drain it on the line.
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The cocoa that they serve you, they say is mighty fine,
C F C G7
It's good for cuts and bruises and tastes like iodine .
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The tents that you sleep in, they say are mighty fine,
C F C G7
But whoever said this has never slept in mine.
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
C F C G7
The toilets that they have here are the best that they can get,
C F C G7 C
Last night my tent mate had to go, they haven't found him yet.
C F
Oh, I don't want to go to Boy Scout Camp.
C F C G7
Gee, Mom, I want to go, but they won't let me go;
C F C
Hey, Mom, I want to go home.
