The Singing Scoutmaster: I'm My Own Grandpa

CMany, many years ago when GI was 23

I was married to a widow who was Cpretty as can be

This C7widow had a A7grown-up daughter Dmwho had hair of red

My D7father fell in love with her and Gsoon they too were G7wed

This Cmade my dad my son-in-law and Greally changed my life

For now my daughter was my G7mother 'cause she Cwas my father's wife

And to C7complicate the A7matter even Dmthough it brought me joy

I D7soon became the father of a Gbouncing baby G7boy

My Clittle baby then became a Gbrother-in-law to dad

And G7so he became my uncle though it Cmad me very sad

For C7if he were my A7uncle then that Dmalso made him brother

Of the D7widows grown-up daughter,

who was of Gcourse my step-G7mother A7

My Dfather's wife then had a son who A7kept them on the run

And A7he became my grandchild for he Dwas my daughter's son

My D7wife is now my B7mother's mother and it Emmakes me blue

Because E7although she is my wife she's my A7grandmother too

Now Dif my wife is my grandmother then A7I'm her grandchild

And A7every time I think of it, Dnearly drives me wild

'Cause D7now I have be-B7come the strangest Emcase you ever saw

As E7husband of my grandmother I A7am my own grandpaw

Oh DI'm my A7own grand-Dpaw

GI'm my own A7grandpaw

It sounds Dfunny I D7know but it Greally is so

Oh DI'm my A7own grand-Dpaw

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