Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts
| Category: | Fun |
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| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | Deliver each line with disgusted enthusiasm. Pause before "And me without a spoon!" for the biggest laughs. A staple at Scout camps for decades - the grosser the better. |
GGreat big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
CMutilated monkey meat
GLittle tiny birdies' feet
CAll poured over French fried eyeballs D7rolling down the dirty street
And Gme without a D7spoon! G
(Repeat - louder each time!)
Optional extra verse:
GI forgot my spoon, I forgot my spoon
CI forgot my spoon today
GI could use a straw but that's no good
D7It all just gets away
And Gme without a D7spoon! G
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