Granny's In The Cellar
| Category: | Fun |
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| Link: | Performance Example |
| Notes: | Where it says -SNIFF- just wind 'er up and give a real good snort. Just don't be too long about it, and don't be too disgusting, and above all, try not to get any on you. |
GGranny's in the cellar
CLordy, can't you smell her?
Cooking Gbiscuits on her darn ol dirty Dstove
In her Geyes there is some matter
That keeps Cdripping in the batter
And she Gwhistles while the D-SNIFF- runs down her Gnose
Chorus:
Down her Cnose, down her nose
Down her Gnose, down her nose
And she Gwhistles while the C-SNIFF- runs down her Dnose
Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy can't ya smell her,
Cooking Grits on that darn old greasy stove.
On her belly, there's some zits that keep poppin' in the grits,
And she whistles while the -SNIFF- drips down her nose.
-Chorus
Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy can't ya smell her,
Cooking Crabs on that darn old greasy stove.
On her elbow, there's some scabs that keep fallin' in the crabs,
And she whistles while the -SNIFF- drips down her nose.
-Chorus
Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy can't ya smell her,
Cooking Fries on that darn old greasy stove.
On her belly there's a boil that keeps oozin' in the oil,
And she whistles while the -SNIFF- drips down her nose.
-Chorus
Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy can't ya smell her,
Cooking Rice on that darn old greasy stove.
In her hair there is some lice that keep jumpin' in the rice,
And she whistles while the -SNIFF- drips down her nose.
-Chorus
Granny's in the cellar.
Oh Lordy can't ya smell her,
Cooking Cobbler on that darn old greasy stove.
Her glass eye is a wobbler and keeps fallin' in the cobbler,
And she whistles while the -SNIFF- drips down her nose.
-Chorus
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