The Singing Scoutmaster: Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

CGrandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas FEve

You can say there's no such thing as CSanta,

but Gas for me and grandpa we beClieve.

AmShe'd been drinking too muchGeggnog,

and we warned her not to Cgo

But she left her mediFcation,

and she Gwandered out the door into the Csnow.

AmWhen we found her Christmas Gmorning

at the scene of the atCtack

There were hoof prints on her Fforehead,

and inGcriminating claus marks on her Cback.

CGrandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas FEve

You can say there's no such thing as CSanta,

but Gas for me and grandpa we beClieve.

AmNow we're all so proud of Ggrandpa.

He's been taking this so Cwell

See him in there watching Ffootball,

drinking Gbeer and playing cards with cousin CMel

AmIt's not Christmas without Ggrandma.

All the family's dressed in Cblack

And we just can't help but Fwonder:

Should we Gopen up her gifts or send them Cback (send them back!)

CGrandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas FEve

You can say there's no such thing as CSanta,

but Gas for me and grandpa we beClieve.

AmNow the goose is on the Gtable,

and the pudding made of Cfig

And the blue and silver Fcandles

that would Gjust have matched the hair in grandmas Cwig

AmI've warned all my friends and Gneighbors:

Better watch out for your Cselves

They should never give a Flicense

to a Gman who drives a sleigh and plays with Celves.

CGrandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas FEve

You can say there's no such thing as CSanta,

but Gas for me and grandpa we beClieve.

CGrandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas FEve

You can say there's no such thing as CSanta,

but Gas for me and grandpa we beClieve.