The Singing Scoutmaster: Grand Old Captain Kirk, The

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Oh, the grand old Captain Kirk  

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He had one hundred men,  

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He beamed them up to the enterprise  

Everyone stands up

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And he beamed them down again  

Everyone sits down

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And when you're up you're up  

Everyone up

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And when you're down you're down  

Everyone down

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And when you're only half way up  

Everyone halfway up

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you're neither up nor down  

All up       all down

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Repeat, faster each time