The Singing Scoutmaster: Grand Old Captain Kirk, The

Oh, the gDrand old Captain Kirk

He hAad one hundred men,

He bDeamed them up to the eGnterprise

Everyone stands up

And he bDeamed them dAown agDain

Everyone sits down

And wDhen you're up you're up

Everyone up

And wAhen you're down you're down

Everyone down

And wDhen you're only hGalf way up

Everyone halfway up

you're nDeither Aup nor dDown

All up all down

Repeat, faster each time