Doughnut Song, The (Campfire Song)

Well I walked around the corner and I walked around the block,

Then I walked right into a doughnut shop.

And I picked up the doughnut and I wiped off the grease

And I handed the lady my five cent piece.

Well she looked at the nickel and she looked at me,

And she said, "Kind Sir, you can plainly see...

There's a hole in the nickel, and it goes right through."

And I said, "There's a hole in the doughnut too.

Thanks for the doughnut, so long!"