Do your ears hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them o'er your shoulder
like a Regimental Soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Do your ears hang high?
Do they reach up to the sky?
Do they droop when they're wet?
Do they stiffen when they dry?
Can you semaphore your neighbor
with a minimum of labor?
Do your ears hang high?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do they flap from side to side?
Do they wave in the breeze
from the slightest little sneeze?
Can you soar above the nation
with a feeling of elation?
Do your ears hang wide?
Do your ears fall off?
When you give a great big cough?
Do they lie there on the ground
or bounce up at every sound?
Can you stick them in your pocket
like a little Davy Crockett?
Do your ears fall off?
