The Singing Scoutmaster: Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road



Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road
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Category: Fun
Link: Performance Example

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Crossing the highway late last night,  
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He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right.  
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He didn't see the station wagon car.  
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The skunk got squashed and there you are.  
   
C                    G                 
Crossing the highway late last night,  
   F                          C                      
He shoulda looked left and he shoulda looked right.  
   C                      G           
He didn't see the station wagon car.  
    F                      C               
The skunk got squashed and there you are.  
   
             C                 G                   
You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road  
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Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
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Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
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And it's stinking to high heaven           
   
       C                 G               
Take a whiff on me. That ain't no rose.  
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Roll up your window and hold your nose.  
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You don't have to look and you don't have to see  
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'Cause you can feel it in your ol-factory.  
   
             C                 G                   
You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road  
F                 C                   
Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
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Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
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And it's stinking to high heaven                   
   
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Yeah, you got your dead cat and you got your dead dog.  
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On a moonlit night you got your dead toad frog.  
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You got your dead rabbit and your dead raccoon.  
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The blood and the guts, they gonna make you swoon.  
   
             C                 G                   
You got your dead skunk in the middle of the road  
F                 C                   
Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
C                 G                   
Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
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And it's stinking to high heaven                   
   
C             
C'mon, stink  
   
C                                   G        
You got it. It's dead.  It's in the middle.  
F                 C       
Dead skunk in the middle  
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Dead skunk in the middle of the road  
F                C       
Stinking to high heaven  
   
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....  All over the  
F        C            
road ... Technicolor  
   
C G F C 
   
C    G 
....   
F             C         
Oh, you got pollution.  
     C                 G        
It's dead. It's in the middle,  
         F                C        
And it's stinkin' to high heaven.  
   
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      x2   (fade)  
   

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