The Singing Scoutmaster: Dead Skunk In The Middle Of The Road

CCrossing the highway Glate last night,

He Fshoulda looked left and he Cshoulda looked right.

He Cdidn't see the station Gwagon car.

The Fskunk got squashed and Cthere you are.

 

You got your Cdead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road

FDead skunk in the Cmiddle of the road

CDead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road

And it's Fstinking to high Cheaven C G F C

 

Take a Cwhiff on me. That Gain't no rose.

FRoll up your window and Chold your nose.

You Cdon't have to look and you Gdon't have to see

'Cause you can Ffeel it in your ol-Cfactory.

 

You got your Cdead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road

FDead skunk in the Cmiddle of the road

CDead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road

And it's Fstinking to high Cheaven C G F C C G F C

 

Yeah, you Cgot your dead cat and you Ggot your dead dog.

On a Fmoonlit night you got your Cdead toad frog.

You got your Cdead rabbit and your Gdead raccoon.

The Fblood and the guts, they gonna Cmake you swoon.

 

You got your Cdead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road

FDead skunk in the Cmiddle of the road

CDead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road

And it's Fstinking to high Cheaven C G F C C G F C

 

CC'mon, stink

 

CYou got it. It's dead. It's in the Gmiddle.

FDead skunk in the Cmiddle

CDead skunk in the Gmiddle of the road

FStinking to high Cheaven

 

C.... GAll over the

Froad ... CTechnicolor

 

C G F C

 

C.... G

FOh, you got poCllution.

It's Cdead. It's in the Gmiddle,

And it's Fstinkin' to high Cheaven.

 

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