There was a crazy moose
Who liked to drink a lot of juice
There was a crazy moose
Who liked to drink a lot of juice
Singing way-oh, way oh
Way-up, way-up, way-up way-up
Way oh, way oh
Way-up, way-up, way-up, way-up
The moose's name was Fred.
He liked to drink his juice in bed.
He drank his juice with care,
But he spilled some in his hair.
Now he's a sticky moose.
A moose covered in juice.
All his hair went stiff.
So he combed it in a quiff.
His friends began to laugh.
So he had to take a bath.
As the water went down,
Fred the moose began to drown.
Singing glug-glug-glug-glug
Now let's all count to five.
Fred the moose is back alive.
