The Singing Scoutmaster: Chicken Lips And Lizard Hips

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Spoken: This is for all you kids out there that hate your mom and pop for

forcin' you to eat everything that's on you dinner plate every night.

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Yea, when I was a little kid see I never liked to eat  

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And Mama put things on my plate and I'd dump 'em on her feet  

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But then one day she made this soup I ate it all in bed  

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I asked her what she put in it, well this is what she said  

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Oh chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes  

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Yea monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs  

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Well, rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies  

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Stir 'em all together and it's Mama's Soup Surprise.  

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Well now I went in the bathroom and I stood beside the sink  

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I said I'm feeling slightly ill and I'd think I'd like a drink  

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Mama said I have just the thing, I'll get it in a wink  

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It's full of lots of protein and vitamins, I think  

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It was chicken lips and lizard hips and alligator eyes  

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Yea monkey legs and buzzard eggs and salamander thighs  

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Rabbit ears and camel rears and tasty toenail pies  

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Stir 'em all together and it's Mama's Soup Surprise.