G D
Hello muddah, hello faddah
C G
Here I am at Camp Granada
D C
Camp is very entertaining
Em D G
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
G D
I went hiking with Joe Spivy
C G
He developed poison ivy
D C
You remember Leonard Skinner
Em D G
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
G D
All the counselors hate the waiters
C G
And the lake has alligators
D C
And the head coach wants no sissies
Em D G
So he reads to us from something called Ulysses.
G D
Now I don't want this to scare ya
C G
But my bunkmate has malaria
D C
You remember Jeffrey Hardy
Em D G
They're about to organize a searching party.
Am Em
Take me home, oh muddah, faddah
Am Em
Take me home, I hate Granada
C G F
Don't leave me out in the forest where
C Em
I might get eaten by a bear.
Am Em Am Em
Take me home I promise I will not make noise
C G
Or mess the house with other boys.
F
Oh please don't make me stay
C F Em
I've been here one whole day. {pause and pout}
G D
Dearest faddah, darling muddah,
C G
How's my precious little bruddah
D C
Let me come home, if you miss me
Em D G
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me. {pause and grimace}
G D
Wait a minute, it's stopped hailing.
C G
Guys are swimming, guys are sailing
D C
Playing baseball, gee that's betta
Em D G
Muddah, faddah kindly disregard this letta.
