The Singing Scoutmaster: Camp Grenada

Hello Gmuddah, hello Dfaddah

Here I Cam at Camp GraGnada

Camp is Dvery enterCtaining

And they Emsay we'll have some Dfun if it stops Graining.

I went Ghiking with Joe DSpivy

He develCoped poison Givy

You reDmember Leonard CSkinner

He got Emptomaine poisoning Dlast night after Gdinner.

All the Gcounselors hate the Dwaiters

And the Clake has alliGgators

And the Dhead coach wants no Csissies

So he Emreads to us from Dsomething called GUlysses.

Now I Gdon't want this to Dscare ya

But my Cbunkmate has malGaria

You reDmember Jeffrey CHardy

They're aEmbout to organDize a searching Gparty.

AmTake me Emhome, oh muddah, faddah

AmTake me Emhome, I hate Granada

CDon't leave Gme out in the forest Fwhere

I might get Ceaten by a Embear.

AmTake me Emhome I promise I will Amnot make Emnoise

Or mess the house with Cother Gboys.

Oh please don't make me Fstay

I've been here Cone Fwhole Emday. {pause and pout}

Dearest Gfaddah, darling Dmuddah,

How's my Cprecious little Gbruddah

Let me Dcome home, if you Cmiss me

I would Emeven let Aunt DBertha hug and Gkiss me. {pause and grimace}

Wait a Gminute, it's stopped Dhailing.

Guys are Cswimming, guys are Gsailing

Playing Dbaseball, gee that's Cbetta

Muddah, Emfaddah kindly Ddisregard this Gletta.