The Singing Scoutmaster: Bug Juice Song

CAt camp with the G7Boy CScouts,

They Fgave us a Cdrink.

We Fthought it was Ckool-aid,

BeG7cause it was Cpink.

But the Fthing that they Ctold us,

Would've Fgrossed out a Cmoose,

For that Fgreat tasting Cpink drink,

Was G7really bug Cjuice.

It Clooked fresh and G7fruity,

Like Ftasty kool-Caids,

But the Fbugs that were Cin it,

Were G7murdered with CRaid.

We Cdrank it by G7gallons,

We Fdrank it by Ctons,

And the Fnext Cmorning,

We G7all had the Cruns.

So the Fnext time you Cdrink bug juice,

And a Ffly drives you Cmad,

He's Fjust getting Ceven,

'Cause you G7swallowed his CDad.