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At camp with the Boy Scouts,
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They gave us a drink.
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We thought it was kool-aid,
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Because it was pink.
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But the thing that they told us,
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Would've grossed out a moose,
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For that great tasting pink drink,
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Was really bug juice.
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It looked fresh and fruity,
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Like tasty kool-aids,
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But the bugs that were in it,
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Were murdered with Raid.
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We drank it by gallons,
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We drank it by tons,
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And the next morning,
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We all had the runs.
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So the next time you drink bug juice,
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And a fly drives you mad,
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He's just getting even,
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'Cause you swallowed his Dad.
