The Singing Scoutmaster: Boa Constrictor Song

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I'm gettin' swallered, by Boa Constrictor  

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By Boa Constrictor, by Boa Constrictor  

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I'm gettin' swallered, by Boa Constrictor  

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And I don't like snakes one bit.  

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What do you know (What do you know)  

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He swallowed my toe (he swallowed my toe)  

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Oh gee (oh gee)  

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He's up to my knee (he's up to my knee)  

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Oh my (oh my)  

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He's up to my thigh (he's up to my thigh)  

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Oh yummy (oh yummy)  

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He's up to my tummy (he's up to my tummy)  

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Oh fiddle (oh fiddle)  

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He's reached my middle (he's reached my middle)  

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Oh glum (oh glum)  

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He's mashin' my lungs (he's mashin' my lungs).  

Spoken

Now look here snake, I don't look good with this long tail on me  

That's about all I can say snake except give me a break snake give me a break  

My torsos cold and is startin' to mold. Boa Constrictor how much can you hold?  

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Oh yes (oh yes)  

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He's up to my chest (he's up to my chest)  

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Oh heck (oh heck)  

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He's up to my neck (he's up to my neck)  

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Nearly all in (I'm nearly all in)  

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He's up to my chin (he's up to my chin)  

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Oh dread (oh dread)  

He swallowed my.... schlirppp  

(Burp) Excuse me.