The Singing Scoutmaster: Big Bang Theory, The

Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,  

Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...,  

The Earth began to cool,  

The autotrophs began to drool,  

Neanderthals developed tools,  

We built a wall (We built the pyramids!),  

Math, science, history,  

Unravelling the mystery,  

That all started with the big bang (Bang!)