The Singing Scoutmaster: Bicycle Wreck, The

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I was gGoin round the mountain makin' C90 miles an hour

When the chGain on my bicycle brDoke

I was skGint all over by the roCcks and the gravel

And was puGnctured to deDath by the spGokes

Now you've heGard of accidents on boats, mCotorcars and airplanes

But the acGcident I had would take the cDake

My foot slGipped off the pedal, and my sChoe caught in the chain

TherefGore I couldn't eDven hit the bGrake

I was gGoin round the mountain makin' C90 miles an hour

When the chGain on my bicycle brDoke

I was skGint all over by the roCcks and the gravel

And was puGnctured to deDath by the spGokes

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I ain't kiGddin I ain't jokin I'm just Clayin here a chokin

Cause these hanGdlesbars are sticking down my thDroat

I've got the frGont wheel for a necktie, the bCack wheel for a belt

And I'm weGaring the feDnder for a cGoat

I was gGoin round the mountain makin' C90 miles an hour

When the chGain on my bicycle brDoke

I was skGint all over by the roCcks and the gravel

And was puGnctured to deDath by the spGokes

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