The Singing Scoutmaster: Bar Of Soap

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I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap)  

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Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap)  

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I'd slippy and Id slidey over everybody's hidey  

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Oh I wish I was a little bar of soap (bar of soap)  

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Oh, I wish I was a little slice of orange (slice of orange)  

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Oh I wish I was a little slice of orange (slice of orange)  

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I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty over everybody's shirty  

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Oh I wish I was a little slice of orange (slice of orange)  

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Oh, I wish I was a little green pea (green pea)  

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Oh I wish I was a little green pea (green pea)  

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I'd go skatey, skatey, skatey over everybody's platey  

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Oh I wish I was a little green pea (green pea)  

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Oh, I wish I was a little foreign car (foreign car)  

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Oh I wish I was a little foreign car (foreign car)  

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I'd go speedy, speedy, speedy over everybody's feety  

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Oh I wish I was a little foreign car (foreign car)  

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Oh, I wish I was a little English sparrow (English sparrow)  

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Oh I wish I was a little English sparrow (English sparrow)  

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I would sit up on the steeple and  poop on all the people  

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Oh I wish I was a little English sparrow (English sparrow)  

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I wish I was a little can of Coke (can of Coke)  

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Oh I wish I was a little can of Coke (can of Coke)  

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I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp  

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Oh I wish I was a little can of Coke (can of Coke)  

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I wish I was a little mos-quito (mosquito)  

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Oh I wish I was a little mos-quito (mosquito)  

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I'd buzzy and I'd bitey under everybody's nightie  

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Oh I wish I was a little mos-quito (mosquito)  

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I wish I was a fishy in the sea (in the sea)  

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Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea (in the sea)  

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I'd swim about so cutey, with-out my bathing suity  

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Oh I wish I was a fishy in the sea (in the sea)  

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I wish were a little hunk of mud (hunk of mud)  

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Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud (hunk of mud)  

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I'd be ooey, ooey, gooey under everybody's shoey  

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Oh I wish I were a little hunk of mud (hunk of mud)  

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I wish I was a little running shower (running shower)  

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Oh I wish I was a little running shower (running shower)  

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All the sights that you would see, if you were only me  

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Oh I wish I was a little running shower (running shower)  

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I wish I was a little striped skunk (striped skunk)  

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Oh I wish I was a little stripedskunk (striped skunk)  

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I would sit up in the tree-sies, and perfume all the breezies  

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Oh I wish I was a little striped skunk (striped skunk)