The Singing Scoutmaster: Bar Of Soap

I Cwish I was a little bar of G7soap (bar of soap)

Oh I G7wish I was a little bar of Csoap (bar of soap)

I'd Fslippy and Id slidey over Ceverybody's hidey

Oh I G7wish I was a little bar of Csoap (G7bar of Csoap)

Oh, I Cwish I was a little slice of G7orange (slice of orange)

Oh I G7wish I was a little slice of Corange (slice of orange)

I'd go Fsquirty, squirty, squirty over Ceverybody's shirty

Oh I G7wish I was a little slice of Corange (G7slice of Corange)

Oh, I Cwish I was a little green G7pea (green pea)

Oh I G7wish I was a little green Cpea (green pea)

I'd go Fskatey, skatey, skatey over Ceverybody's platey

Oh I G7wish I was a little green Cpea (G7green Cpea)

Oh, I Cwish I was a little foreign G7car (foreign car)

Oh I G7wish I was a little foreign Ccar (foreign car)

I'd go Fspeedy, speedy, speedy over Ceverybody's feety

Oh I G7wish I was a little foreign Ccar (G7foreign Ccar)

Oh, I Cwish I was a little English G7sparrow (English sparrow)

Oh I G7wish I was a little English Csparrow (English sparrow)

I would Fsit up on the steeple and Cpoop on all the people

Oh I G7wish I was a little English Csparrow (G7English Csparrow)

I Cwish I was a little can of G7Coke (can of Coke)

Oh I G7wish I was a little can of CCoke (can of Coke)

I'd go Fdown with a slurp and come Cup with a burp

Oh I G7wish I was a little can of CCoke (G7can of CCoke)

I Cwish I was a little mos-G7quito (mosquito)

Oh I G7wish I was a little mos-Cquito (mosquito)

I'd Fbuzzy and I'd bitey under Ceverybody's nightie

Oh I G7wish I was a little mos-Cquito (G7mosquiCto)

I Cwish I was a fishy in the G7sea (in the sea)

Oh I G7wish I was a fishy in the Csea (in the sea)

I'd Fswim about so cutey, with-Cout my bathing suity

Oh I G7wish I was a fishy in the Csea (G7in the Csea)

I Cwish were a little hunk of G7mud (hunk of mud)

Oh I G7wish I were a little hunk of Cmud (hunk of mud)

I'd be Fooey, ooey, gooey under Ceverybody's shoey

Oh I G7wish I were a little hunk of Cmud (G7hunk of Cmud)

I Cwish I was a little running G7shower (running shower)

Oh I G7wish I was a little running Cshower (running shower)

All the Fsights that you would see, if Cyou were only me

Oh I G7wish I was a little running Cshower (G7running Cshower)

I Cwish I was a little striped G7skunk (striped skunk)

Oh I G7wish I was a little stripedCskunk (striped skunk)

I would Fsit up in the tree-sies, and perfume Call the breezies

Oh I G7wish I was a little striped Cskunk (G7striped Cskunk)