The Singing Scoutmaster: Announcements Song

Announcements, announcements, announcements.  

(To the tune of A Farmer in the Dell)

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A terrible death to die, a terrible death to die,  

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It's a terrible death to be talked to death. A terrible death to die.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements.  

(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)

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Keep announcements short and sweet, Short and sweet, Short and sweet.  

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Keep announcements short and sweet, Cause they're boring  

Announcements, announcements, announcements.  

(To the tune of The More We Get Together)

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Have you ever heard a windbag, A windbag, a windbag,  

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Have you ever heard a windbag. Well there's one right now.  

      G7           C               G7           C          

Blows this way and that way, Blows this way and that way,  

         C                          G7                C     

Have you ever heard a windbag, Well there's one right now.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements.  

(To the tune of Frère Jacques)

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Words of wisdom, Words of wisdom.  

G7        C     G7        C      

Here they come, Here they come.  

G7              C       G7              C        

Boring words of wisdom, Boring words of wisdom.  

C    G7   C    C    G7   C     

Dum, dum, dum, Dum, dum, dum.  

2023 P.C. / Sanitized version. Nothing negative, no controversial subjects... and,ugh, no fun.

After all, who's ever been talked to death, had their ears talked off, been bored to tears or had to sit through long-winded announcements?

Just know that I've sold my cow...

Announcements, announcements, announcements  

(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)

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Information that we need, that we need, that we need.  

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Information that we need, let's pay attention.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements.