The Singing Scoutmaster: Announcements Song

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of A Farmer in the Dell)

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A terrible death to die, a terrible death to die,  

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It's a terrible death to be talked to death. A terrible death to die.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)

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Keep announcements short and sweet, Short and sweet, Short and sweet.  

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Keep announcements short and sweet, Cause they're boring!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of The More We Get Together)

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Have you ever heard a windbag, A windbag, a windbag,  

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Have you ever heard a windbag. Well there's one right now.  

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Blows this way and that way, Blows this way and that way,  

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Have you ever heard a windbag, Well there's one right now.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of Frère Jacques)

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Words of wisdom, Words of wisdom.  

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Here they come, Here they come.  

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Boring words of wisdom, Boring words of wisdom.  

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Dum, dum, dum, Dum, dum, dum.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor)

What do you do with a loud Cubmaster?  

What do you do with a loud Cubmaster?  

What do you do with a loud Cubmaster,  

Early in the evening?  

Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!  

Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!  

Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie,  

Early in the evening!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)

Row, row, row your boat  

Gently down the stream  

Throw the announcements overboard and listen to them scream.  

Row, row, row your boat  

Gently down the stream.  

Ha Ha! Fooled you,  

I'm a submarine.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of The Grand Old Duke Of York)

We've got a silly cheer,  

That you've just got to hear!  

It makes no sense we're sure you know,  

The announcements have to GO!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of Three Little Indians)

One little, two little, three little announcements  

Four little, five little, six little announcements  

Seven little, eight little, nine little announcements  

Ten little announcements yeah!  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

2024 P.C. / Sanitized version. Nothing negative, no controversial subjects... and,ugh, no fun.

After all, who's ever been talked to death, had their ears talked off, been bored to tears or had to sit through long-winded announcements?

Just know that I've sold my cow...

Announcements, announcements, announcements!  

(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)

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Information that we need, that we need, that we need.  

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Information that we need, let's pay attention.  

Announcements, announcements, announcements!