Announcements Song
| Notes: | bookend each verse with 'announcements, announcements, announcements!' |
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Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of A Farmer in the Dell)
A Fterrible death to die, a Fterrible death to die,
It's a Fterrible death to be talked to death. A terrible C7death to Fdie.
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)
FKeep announcements short and sweet, C7Short and sweet, FShort and sweet.
FKeep announcements short and sweet, C7Cause they're Fboring!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of The More We Get Together)
Have you Cever heard a windbag, A G7windbag, a Cwindbag,
Have you Cever heard a windbag. Well G7there's one right Cnow.
Blows G7this way and Cthat way, Blows G7this way and Cthat way,
Have you Cever heard a windbag, Well G7there's one right Cnow.
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of Frre Jacques)
CWords G7of Cwisdom, CWords G7of Cwisdom.
G7Here they Ccome, G7Here they Ccome.
G7Boring words of Cwisdom, G7Boring words of Cwisdom.
CDum, G7dum, Cdum, CDum, G7dum, Cdum.
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of What Do You Do With A Drunken Sailor)
What do you do with a loud Cubmaster?
What do you do with a loud Cubmaster?
What do you do with a loud Cubmaster,
Early in the evening?
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie!
Hit him in the face with a chocolate cream pie,
Early in the evening!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of Row, Row, Row Your Boat)
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream
Throw the announcements overboard and listen to them scream.
Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream.
Ha Ha! Fooled you,
I'm a submarine.
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of The Grand Old Duke Of York)
We've got a silly cheer,
That you've just got to hear!
It makes no sense we're sure you know,
The announcements have to GO!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of Three Little Indians)
One little, two little, three little announcements
Four little, five little, six little announcements
Seven little, eight little, nine little announcements
Ten little announcements yeah!
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
2024 P.C. / Sanitized version. Nothing negative, no controversial subjects... and,ugh, no fun.
After all, who's ever been talked to death, had their ears talked off, been bored to tears or had to sit through long-winded announcements?
Just know that I've sold my cow...
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
(To the tune of London Bridge Is Falling Down)
FInformation that we need, C7that we need, Fthat we need.
FInformation that we need, C7let's pay aFttention.
Announcements, announcements, announcements!
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