The Singing Scoutmaster: Alice, Where Are You Going



Alice, Where Are You Going
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Category: Fun
Link: Performance Example
Link: Performance Example

Alice, where are you going?  
Upstairs to take a bath.  
Dirt, dirt, dirt,  
Alice with legs like toothpicks SNAP!  
And a neck like a gir-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe  
Alice jumps in the water, SPLASH!  
Alice pulls out the plug  
OH MY GOODNESS OH MY SOUL, THERE GOES ALICE DOWN THE HOLE!  
Into the the sewer, sewer, sewer!  
Which is just three blocks from Joe's Junior High.  
   
JOE'S JUNIOR HIGH!?  
tune: Stars And Stripes Forever
Three cheers for Joe's Junior High  
It's the best Junior High in Toledo  
The colors are purple and white  
The purple stands for freedom  
and the white is for FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!  
   
Repeat all above, changing to... 2 blocks, then 1 block, then just next door to...