Alice, Where Are You Going
Alice, where are you going?
Upstairs to take a bath.
Dirt, dirt, dirt,
Alice with legs like toothpicks SNAP!
And a neck like a gir-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe-raffe
Alice jumps in the water, SPLASH!
Alice pulls out the plug
OH MY GOODNESS OH MY SOUL, THERE GOES ALICE DOWN THE HOLE!
Into the the sewer, sewer, sewer!
Which is just three blocks from Joe's Junior High.
JOE'S JUNIOR HIGH!?
tune: Stars And Stripes Forever
Three cheers for Joe's Junior High
It's the best Junior High in Toledo
The colors are purple and white
The purple stands for freedom
and the white is for FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Repeat all above, changing to... 2 blocks, then 1 block, then just next door to...