It Ain't Gonna Rain No More
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Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
A bum sat by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And at the coroners inquest
They called it 'sewer side'
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
A peanut sat on the railroad track
It's heart was all a-flutter
Along came the 4:15
Toot toot, peanut butter
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
My father is a butcher
My mother is a cook
And I'm the little hot-dog
With the candy that I took
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
My father built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to take it down each night
To let the moon go by.
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
My daddy is a doctor,
My mommy is a nurse,
And I'm the little needle
That gets you where it hurts.
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a closet
And every time she took it out
It left a small deposit
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead
Oh, she still takes it off to school
But on a slice of bread.
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell.
Mary went to heaven.
The steamboat went to TOOT-TOOT!
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
My uncle was a chemist.
A chemist he is no more.
For what he thought was H-2-O
Was H-2-S-O-4
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
Peter was a rabbit
A rabbit he is no more
For what he thought was a rabbit hole
Was a hole in the outhouse floor
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore
I never saw a chocolate cow
I never hope to see one
But judging by the milk we get
There certainly must be one
Oh, it Cain't gonna rain no more, no more
It Cain't gonna rain no G7more
G7How in the heck can I wash around my neck
if it Fain't gonna G7rain no Cmore