C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
A bum sat by the sewer
And by the sewer he died
And at the coroners inquest
They called it 'sewer side'
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
A peanut sat on the railroad track
It's heart was all a-flutter
Along came the 4:15
Toot toot, peanut butter
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
My father is a butcher
My mother is a cook
And I'm the little hot-dog
With the candy that I took
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
My father built a chimney
He built it up so high
He had to take it down each night
To let the moon go by.
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
My daddy is a doctor,
My mommy is a nurse,
And I'm the little needle
That gets you where it hurts.
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a closet
And every time she took it out
It left a small deposit
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead
Oh, she still takes it off to school
But on a slice of bread.
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
Mary had a steamboat
The steamboat had a bell.
Mary went to heaven.
The steamboat went to TOOT-TOOT!
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
My uncle was a chemist.
A chemist he is no more.
For what he thought was H-2-O
Was H-2-S-O-4
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
Peter was a rabbit
A rabbit he is no more
For what he thought was a rabbit hole
Was a hole in the outhouse floor
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
I never saw a purple cow
I never hope to see one
But I can tell you anyhow
I'd rather see than be one.
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
I never saw a chocolate cow
I never hope to see one
But judging by the milk we get
There certainly must be one
C
Oh, it ain't gonna rain no more, no more
C G7
It ain't gonna rain no more
G7
How in the heck can I wash around my neck
F G7 C
if it ain't gonna rain no more
