You Don't Say
| Category: | Wordplay & Puns |
|---|---|
| Notes: | I like to use a banana as the phone. A 'finger phone' works just a swell. Works best with Scout #1 staying completely deadpan throughout. |
[Scout #1:] (Phone rings, picks it up.) Hello? Yes? You don't say... You don't say...
[Scout #1:] (continues) You don't say... Really? You don't say? ... You don't say! ... You don't say. OK, Bye!
[Scout #2:] Who was that on the phone?
[Scout #1:] He didn't say!