| Category: | 4 Or More Scouts |
|---|---|
| Props: | None |
| Notes: | Person dying of thirst, 3 tie salesmen and Maitre d' |
Setting: Desert
In the desert. Crawling forward for water
Person: (Gasping) Water! I need water!
Tie Salesman #1: Sir! Would you like to buy a tie? This one would look so good on you!
Person: I need water water, not a tie!
crawls towards next person
Person: (Gasping) Water! I need water!
Tie Salesman #2: Sir! We're having a tie sale. Would you like to buy a nice tie for a great price?
Person: I'm dying of thirst, and you want to sell me a tie?
crawls towards next person
Person: (Gasping) Water! I need water!
Tie Salesman #3: Sir! I have these fine silk ties at reasonable prices. Would you care to look at my stock?
Person: Sheesh! What kind of people sell ties in the middle of the desert to thirsty people?
After a pause; looks to the distance
Person: An oasis! I'm saved!
Scrambles over towards last person
Person: Sir! Please! I would like to buy a glass of water!
Maitre d': I'm sorry Sir, but you can't enter this restaurant without a tie.