| Category: | 2-Scout Skits |
|---|---|
| Props: | None |
| Notes: | Arrange with the Emcee beforehand to set the scene. |
Emcee: The scene is a butcher shop. A mama bear has entered and is shopping for dinner ideas.
Mamma Bear: What specials do you have today?
Storekeeper: "Road kill possum, only $.50/LB"
Mamma Bear: "No thanks what else?"
Storekeeper: "Fresh venison $1.00/LB"
Mamma Bear: "No thanks... had that last week."
Proceed through several more choices each slightly more expensive than the last. The shopper refuses each one.
Storekeeper: "How about some fresh Boy Scout, $300.00/LB"
Mamma Bear: "Three Hundred dollars a pound? Why so expensive?"
Storekeeper: "Did you ever try to clean one?"