Too Tough
| Category: | Wordplay & Puns |
|---|---|
| Notes: | Arrange with the Emcee beforehand to set the scene as a butcher shop. Mama Bear should grow increasingly picky to build tension for the punchline. |
[Mamma Bear:] What specials do you have today?
[Storekeeper:] 'Road kill possum, only $.50/LB'
[Mamma Bear:] 'No thanks what else?'
[Storekeeper:] 'Fresh venison $1.00/LB'
[Mamma Bear:] 'No thanks... had that last week.'
Proceed through several more choices each slightly more expensive than the last. The shopper refuses each one.
[Storekeeper:] 'How about some fresh Boy Scout, $300.00/LB'
[Mamma Bear:] 'Three Hundred dollars a pound? Why so expensive?'
[Storekeeper:] 'Did you ever try to clean one?