| Category: | 3-Scout Skits |
|---|---|
| Props: | None |
| Notes: | This can be done as a story or a skit. |
Three scouts limp and stumble onstage. They are soldiers that have just survived a horrific battle.
(Ad-libbing the entire conversation works better than memorized lines, but should go something like this...)
Soldier 1: What a battle!
Soldier 2: What amazing odds! And, to think we survived!
Soldier 3: Yeah, THREE against A THOUSAND - simply amazing!
Soldier 1: We never should have attempted it. THREE against A THOUSAND and we're still here to tell about it.
Soldier 2: That's enough fighting for me. I'm retiring from the army. Fighting THREE against A THOUSAND has completely worn me out.
Soldier 3: Me too. I think we've made a name for ourselves. THREE against A THOUSAND - I still can't believe it!
Soldier 1: OK, I'll quit too. You know, those were the toughest THREE guys I've ever fought against!